American Bill Money brought me out of my little crack in the wall. (Good thing because I was getting a little friendly with myself…)
So here we go, the mother of all American Bill Money Reviews you’ve been waiting for.
No really, I know you’ve been hammering down the holiday drinking hoping and praying I’d bam up the net with my slinky sexy American Bill Money Review.
It’s what I do.
So first thoughts on how to earn money with American Bill Money?
(Well..I love the rhyme!)
I’m a fan for unique but this? It’s a bit antique. (just wait, I’ll show you why)
And you know I hit up the hottest mlm companies from time to time, but to hear that American Bill Money is getting a lot of attention just boggles my mind.
Ancient Sexy I guess?
No…I’m more for the vintage type. (You’ll see why)
You can be old and beautiful and I’d say that’s what I prefer but old and sexy?
Maybe I’m just too young to “get it” in regards to that just yet.
I just can’t get past the thought of how all things wrinkle when age creeps in and it’s the things you can’t see that scare me most.
Maybe that’s why I don’t like American Bill Money. But wait…let’s give this sexy mlm a chance right?
There’s gotta be some delicious in there somewhere right?
American Bill Money – Distributors that like that Retro Style.
Paul Korzeniowki must be a vintage dude because I can’t decide where in the world why Rosie the Rivetor would be appealing to a company.
His American themed postcards, websites and enthusiasm are just way too much.
I feel like a need a Valium pill just to swallow what he’s pushing.
Seriously…which would you rather look at:
Can you guess which one American Bill Money is?
Yeah…he’s not retro and he’s not the Patriotic Sex Slave. He’s the lady you see walking down the parade that demands attention, been around for ages and has the aesthetics of the ancient times that keys you in to the kind of stale money you’ll make for your “concentrated” efforts…….if you can even concentrate on something like that.
Speaking of concentrating…let’s see what type of ADD mess American Bill Money sends your way.
Check out the website:
The sad thing is that it gets worse. You really have to dig to find any honey in this well.
But let’s get to it.
American Bill Money – The Products
It’s almost too embarrassing to show you this. Poor American Bill Money.
Wait…Poor American Money that has to be defamed in such a way!
I mean if you were the money of a nation, wouldn’t you rather have a lot more sex appeal than what I’m about to show you.
You know what I think.
Here we go…put your seatbelt on:
Image Source: http://www.americanbillmoney.com
The Amercian Bill Money Postcards folks!
Aren’t they pretty?
Retro and we’ve got a cameo from Rosie the Riveter to beat! (Beat of my head in disbelief that this type of marketing still works in anyway whatsoever).
I don’t know about you, but when I get salsa my way to the mailbox each day and I get stuff like this, I drop it likes it hot right down into my garbage can.
I don’t have time to be fantasizing about Rosie the Riveter and smiling happy faces when I know there’s real money to be had by a lot sexier means.
So what do you do with these rather unimpressive postcards?
You mail them.
But wait, maybe I’m crazy because here is an exact quote from the American Bill Money Company regarding these postcards: ” I’m sure you’ll agree it’s the best looking sales postcard you’ve ever seen !
Uhmmm. I suppose if they work then it’s all chill.
Basically, you pay $1500 a year to send out these postcards. The payment is really for a list of leads that you get (which you obviously send postcards to).
Sadly, you’re not going to get a great phone call. It’s going to go something like this:
Them: Hey! Thanks for calling American Bill Money where you can learn how to earn money!
Them: By giving us $1500 and mailing these awesome postcards
What does American Bill Money give you if you are “smart” enough to call, order and pay?
Well…I can guarantee you it’s not the retro sexy you were hoping for by reading this mlm review.
Two toll free numbers
24/7 operators who answer for you
Priority Mailings to your customers
Instant payment notifications and paid the next day
Update on your company genealogy with every check
150 Leads (fresh leads…doubtful) that you send the postcard to or you can sell the leads to someone else. (icky…it’s like passing on a used condom or giving someone a fresh new venereal disease)
American Bill Money – Compensation Plan
Anytime someone is hot enough on your postcards, you get a reward.
One is the announcement that you got them, and the next is that you get paid.
The first way you get money is by “trying out” the American Bill Money system.
In your first month you get $75 worth of materials for $25.
You get your starter kit and a gift certificate towards 1,000 postcards (but it doesn’t specify if you have to pay more to get this. Each person you refer to this postcard fun pays $25 and you get 100% of that.
American Bill Money is letting you earn 100% in the first month so that you can get hooked. Once you see that the program works, their goal is to get you hooked on a monthly autoship for $125/month where they send you unlimited 100% commissions but only if you upgrade.
I found two different explanation of the American Bill Money compensation plan.
One was from the site which claims you get 100% commissions after you get three affiliates, however I also found this to be different on another American Bill Money compensation plan explanation.
On another site I found this:
If they sign up for $125 /month for those awesome postcards, you get $75….but…you have to sponsor people to get this and you have to have 100 paid members paying $125.
The latter sounding way more likely.
Weird…sounding kind of like a pyramid scheme at this point and quite frankly I’ve lost interest…..but they’ve been around forever.
Is it because they are generally only using the postcard format and staying out of the spotlight online?
So how do you get paid by American Bill Money?
You have to be qualified to be Direct Deluxe in order to get the $75 residual and to get that, you have to have ….wait for it…wait for it…. ONE HUNDRED members and the Pieces of that $25 goes to your upline and your upline’s upline.
Here’s an even better kicker…
If you have a lead buy a prepaid membership in American Bill Money ($1500) you get $900 OR $300.
All I can think is scam. This is a huge difference and it should say a lot about how much the product is actually worth (read: not much).
I don’t know about you, but it sure seems like a lot of work to get all hot and bothered only to pass on the heat to my upline.
American Bill Money – Money From Home?
With all this idle chit chat about how much money I can make, my interest in the American Bill Money Comp Plan has long atrophied my desire for much of any American Bills from this company.
I mean, do you really want to lay in bed with a bargain sample that is solely aimed to push you to the cream of the crop by a company that thinks a postcard cluttered with propaganda is going to get me grinding?
I’m willing to bet that this grind is exactly what it looks like. It’s just a bunch of talk. I’ve heard of those envelope stuffers and those sticky tab placers and none of them made sexy money.
American Bill Money has been in the Biz for a long time. They claim to not offer online backoffices so that you don’t waste your time on “idle” things.
I think it just means they have something to hide.
It’s unbelievable to me that I haven’t seen any FTC shut downs.
Here’s some problems;
- Used leads. (They have to be)
- Sponsoring 100 people. (Do you really want to hoar yourself out like this?)
- The product. (I mean really…scroll back up and look at the postcard)
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